Tuesday, March 27, 2012

` what's the moral of the story `


The teacher gave an assignment to her fifth grade class:

Get your parents to tell you a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.

But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left.


"Janie, do you have a story to share?


''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.

She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.

''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?

"Stay away from Mommy when she's drunk."

2012

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2011 - cd expanded

First Choice - Smarty Pants (2001) Lossless

Tracklist :
01 - Armed And Extremely Dangerous
02 - One Step Away
03 - Smarty Pants
04 - This Little Woman
05 - Guilty
06 - Wake Up To Me
07 - A Boy Named Junior
08 - All I Need Is Time
09 - Guess What Mary Jones Did
10 - This Is The House (where Love Died)
11 - You've Been Doin' Wrong For So Long
12 - Love And Happiness
13 - Runnin' Out Of Fools
14 - You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth

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Monday, March 26, 2012

` aishwarya rai : the ICONIC woman of worth `


Aishwarya rai bachhan was recently provided with the Iconic women of worth award at the L'oreal Paris Famina awards 2012. Aishwarya who was given birth to Aaradhya, 3 and half months back has gained a bit extra weight but the freshness and cute smile on her face were intact.






` urmila matondkar walks on ramp `








Friday, March 23, 2012

2012

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