The Wife made* me watch Juno the other night and three things became blaringly obvious to me during the course of the movie.
1. Yes Juno, you are edgy. We all get it. Now shut the fuck up.
2. J.K. Simmons had the best lines in the movie. Now I almost feel bad that Vern got shit on…almost.
3. Jennifer Garner has the biggest ears in Hollywood. I swear to God those things are like boat sails.
*and by “made” I mean she put it on the TV that I was facing.
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