Metal Affirmations

In preparation for the upcoming Lamb of God concert for which I have tickets,

I am opening a new segment on Bob’s Bar and Grill…


…wait for it…


Metal Affirmations. (thunderous applause)

So without further delay, I bring you a reading from the gospel of LoG:

Turn and bite.
Turn and bite the hand that bleeds you dry.
Throw yourself a bone, no one else will.
Compromise leads to self-loathing.
Money, the excrement of labor.
- Boot Scraper