Thursday, May 14, 2009

Caps go down like a Truck-Stop Hooker

If you happen to suck, then you probably don’t know that the Pittsburgh Penguins advanced to the Eastern finals last night with an ass-whoopin’ 6-2 win over that fucking commie Ovechkin and the Washington Capitals.

Pretty boy Crosby wracked up 2 more goals and everyone else on the team, including the zamboni driver, had a shot at a goal as the Caps completely fell apart. Mad props to Miroslav Satan for his two assists and also for having the most metal name in all of hockey.


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