In a feeble attempt to prepare a totally unprepared American public for the impending Swine Flu Zombie outbreak, the government has commissioned a thinly veiled training scenario in the form of a video gaming product. Details below.
While I applaud the government for the effort, the specifics of the training might be a little too advanced for the average citizen. Strapping chainsaws to a dirt bike is a great idea, but how many Americans know that a two-cycle chainsaw engine requires an oil-fuel mixture to run properly?
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