Thursday, May 28, 2009

Metal Affirmations


I hate everyone equally
You can't tear that out of me
No segregation -separation
Just me in my world of enemies
- Disciple

Only 71 days ‘til Slayer and I have an issue with which you may be able to help.

When do I pick up the sacrificial lamb?

Too early and you end up having to feed the damn thing right up until the concert. Too late and you run the risk of them running out of lambs and you end up getting stuck with a goat.
Trust me; you don’t want to show up to a lamb slaughter with a fucking goat. That’s like going to a wine tasting with a bottle of Boones Farm Strawberry Hill. I’ve got some couth.

Suggestions would be appreciated.

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