Apparently gay people can’t get married in California.
If someone put a shotgun to my head and threatened to spackle the wall with my brains if I didn’t care less about this issue, the only thing I would wonder about is what grit of sandpaper my wife would need to use on my medulla oblongata to get the paint to lay flat.
I would like to point out that if the chucklehead in the sunglasses really cared about gay rights he’d be holding his sign right side up, but we all know he’s just there to bang his gay friend’s straight girlfriend. Gay rallies are a great place to meet chicks. You look like you’re sensitive and care about the issues and there’s very little competition.
If someone put a shotgun to my head and threatened to spackle the wall with my brains if I didn’t care less about this issue, the only thing I would wonder about is what grit of sandpaper my wife would need to use on my medulla oblongata to get the paint to lay flat.
I would like to point out that if the chucklehead in the sunglasses really cared about gay rights he’d be holding his sign right side up, but we all know he’s just there to bang his gay friend’s straight girlfriend. Gay rallies are a great place to meet chicks. You look like you’re sensitive and care about the issues and there’s very little competition.
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