Friday, May 1, 2009

Swine Flu Zombie Tip #47

According to The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks,

“The trench spike is, without a doubt, the best compact anti-zombie weapon on earth…It was developed during the vicious hand-to-hand combat of World War I, where soldiers killed each other in trenches no wider than a few feet. Specifically, it was designed to stab downward, through an enemy’s steel helmet. You can imagine how effective this weapon would be against a zombie.”

Beware of knockoff “trench knives” that can be purchased at most five and dime army-navy stores.

You need the real deal.

Good hunting.

Pictures courtesy of the The American Edged Weaponry Museum.

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